Friday, July 11, 2008

The Japanese WILL take over the world

Let's face it, we all know that the Japanese are going to take over the world someday. What with their highly advanced technology, hello kitty dolls and delicious maki, who are we to resist? Nobody, that's who. So let's sit back, and enjoy the advance of a virtual Star Wars bar scene variety of robots (including dinosaurs), and other Japanese cultural oddities.

Japan kindly asks you to eat your heart out, concert violinists:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9sirG0UEGg&feature=related

Japan would like you to stick this in your trumpet and blow it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh7xssnhoXM&NR=1

Japan reminds you that they also can BRING IT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vwZ5FQEUFg&feature=related

Japan's wants you to know that having a humanoid face doesn't make you special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTVwgvqhwn8&feature=related

The moral of the story? The Japanese will own us all by using their robot minions to do their bidding.
Oh, and they have dinosaurs. So don't even think about running away. They will find you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqR8vDLp_9w&feature=related

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